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beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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bitches-love-romano:

do you ever come up with AUs for your own life

(Source: doritovargas, via elwinta)


  • Movie theater worker: *Upon seeing my smeared mascara* Just come out of The Fault In Our Stars?
  • Me: No
  • Me: How to Train Your Dragon 2

chickenuqqet:

"hate’s a strong word"

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phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

(Source: mulders, via ketchupstrudel)

speakeasytherapy:

allkillernofiller:

accidentally bumps into someone

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"you don’t have to keep apologizing" 

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(via miklshake)

theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

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britishprostitute:

jerkidiot:

do british prostitutes charge by the pound

Yes.

(via the-fez-wearing-winchester)

feat:

that awkward moment when you reblog something you didn’t mean to reblog and you stress to delete it before anyone sees it 

(Source: feat, via ilocatedthepie)

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

srsly though why is fruit so expensive like I want some strawberries not the tears of jesus

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